Message from The Captain:

Listen up, this is your Captain speaking...

I am back. Its been a long and strange trip but I got the original Shotguns lineup (Bud Hempfield--Guitar, Herb Roller--Keyboard, Omar Hashish--Bass, Screenz--Drums) back together and we clam baked the studio to create some new tune-age. Download our new hit "Smoking Gets You Higher" for pleasure in your ears after you pleasured your lungs. I pleasure myself everytime I listen to it...but mostly pleasure myself after I watch the new video for it.

Travelling the world was fun, studied with Zanga, puffed great plants in many foreign countries. Still don't have any tattoos and plan on keeping it that way.

Nothing more to prove. Nothing more to say. Just peace and all good things.

Feel free to ask the Captain any question you want. I will answer instantly. Ask me why frosted pop-tarts taste far better than unfrosted or who's the hottest chick I ever got stoned with or why Milwaukee's Best Ice might be our answer for alternative fuel.

Check out the player profiles and learn the origin of the Spanish word "loco".

Hit me back, or hit me front...either way, give me a hit!

The Captain