Older, creepy white man

Hospital

Vocalization

The Captain is not to be confused with a Commodore or Admiral. He is The Captain. The Captain of all things fun and groovy. The Captain of the stoned age.

Captain Smokes has been around. He has influenced every major music artist and has been under the influence with 60-65% of them. His travels and adventures are legend in the music world.

The Captain has stated in many interviews that he cannot recall his existence prior to meeting Zanga and studying under Zanga's tutelage. He cites Zanga as the most important figure of our generation but the most unimportant joint roller of all time. The Captain may be the greatest music artist to ever study with Zanga seeing that he is the only music artist to ever study with Zanga.

The Captain's mates have been many from all over the world. His irresistible charm juxtaposed against his creepiness keeps the ladies hungry for more. The Captain once stated "sex is what sells and I just bought $20 worth". This statement was put on the record at the Chicago Police Station after he stated it to the officer arresting him for solicitation of a prostitute.

Captain Smokes loves music. The Captain found this love of music through listening to records from the good old days of music, a time when music was music and people made music for the sake of music. Musically speaking, it was music for people that like music, like The Captain.

The Captain encourages you to see the newest video and download the newest song "Smoking Gets You Higher". It's a deep political commentary on world politics and emerging global economies. It dispels any preconceived notions that smoking gets you lower. It has been cited in medical journals as "the quintessential determination of the effects of marijuana on slow witted, lower IQ individuals".