Meet Captain Smokes

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Meet Herb Roller

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  Age

196 in dog years

Birthplace

Communist Russia

Instrument

Keys

Bio

Herb Roller loves to tickle ivories but hates being tickled. His insatiable appetite for cheap beer has come close to bankrupting The Captain on many occasions. Herb met the Captain one night while playing lounge piano in the golden era of Atlantic City. After smoking a fatty under the boardwalk the 2 decided Herb would play wingman while the Captain scored some ladies. Herb unfortunately cock blocked the Captain and the 2 parted ways for many years until one fateful night at Zangas. It was there that they Indian wrestled to settle the old score and after the Captain's victory they decided to play music together forever.